I work in finance, looking after all the SU’s money.

I Like running (usually 8 miles a day, not bad for an old one) walking my dog, mountaineering, pearl diving, hang gliding, free fall sky-diving, base jumping, cross - stitch, candle making, day-dreaming, pot holing, paying school fees (not), computer rage, fibbing, storytelling, going missing, mending all manner of things the family break, campanology, arguments and debates, irritating people, obtaining refunds for defective goods and services....

I am interested in:

Ventriloquism, taxidermy, hoarse whispering (yes this is much more fun than that equine stuff), medieval history, making money, saving money, general scrimping, turning the heating down, turning lights off, early retirement, flossing, mystery and intrigue, escapology, advanced sarcasm, neuro linguistic programming, conflict…

Favourite book:

Lady Chatterley’s Lover According to Spike Milligan

Favourite Film:

Wuthering Heights by Semaphore (no dialogue) (S Milligan & M Bentine)

Other (Non)Interesting Miscellany:

I have a small mole in my right arm pit.

I dislike Marmite.

My favourite colour is blue.

I am an omnivore.

I don’t know why, I don't like Mondays.

People who work in banks should not throw stones (my personal view).

I am slightly Blue - Green colour blind.

I once spent 3 days in a sensory deprivation chamber to calm down.

Briggs Meyer shows I am a Theorist Reflector.

I have seen the Loch Ness Monster.

I have been abducted by aliens....... (honest)

I am a big fan of Ewan McTeagle - a great poet - google him...

People who take the lift one floor downwards should be prosecuted (my personal view).

I possess a signed photograph of John Wayne's doby bucket.

In 2005 I suffered a bilateral infection of the 7th facial nerves (I got better)

There is a world beyond Swindon - so go Youth Hostelling! (I am still a member - they are brilliant)